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SmilingCat is accepting resumes from qualified individuals. In some cases experience may be substituted for formal education. Background and credit checks are performed for all applicants prior to interview.

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Lap Cat
• Must be able to multi task while sitting on lap
• Must be experienced at kneading
• May occasionally be required to climb to shoulder
• Must not dig claws into lap too often
• Must refuse to get off the lap

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Brat Cat
• Must be able to get underfoot without being stepped on
• Must hiss and demand apology if stepped on
• Must not come when called
• Must come when not wanted

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Nap Cat
• Must be able to multi task while napping
• Must be able to knead while napping
• Must be able to nap when being brushed or petted
• Must be able to feign napping when requested to go outside on cold, rainy nights

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Fat Cat
• Must be able to appear like a meatloaf
• Must like meatloaf
• Must demand canned food
• Must demand any food
• Must be able to fill in for nap cat when nap cat is on break

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Intern (kitten)
• Must be cute
• Must be energetic, even if aspiring to be a nap cat
• Must pounce on others
• Must play with household items that are not cat toys whenever possible
• Must like to hide under furniture on vet day